HOME DEPOT SCAM
A "heads up" for those of you who may be regular Home Depot customers. Over the last month I became a victim of a clever scam while out shopping. Simply going out to get supplies has turned out to be quite traumatic. Don't be na´ve enough to think it couldn't happen to you. Here's how the scam works.
Two seriously hot 20-21 yr old girls come over to your car as you are packing your shopping into the trunk. They both start wiping your windshield with a rag and Windex, with their breasts almost falling out of their skimpy shirts. it is impossible not to look. When you thank them and offer them a tip they decline and instead ask you for a ride to another Home Depot or Lowe's.
You agree and they get in the back seat. On the way, they start having sex with each other. Then one of them climbs over the front seat and performs oral sex on you, while the other one steals your wallet. I had my wallet stolen December 4th, 9th, 10th, and twice on the 15th, & 24th. Also January 1st and 3rd, two times just yesterday and very likely again this upcoming weekend. So be careful!!
Okay, I know there is a joke thread, but this isn't as funny if you know it's a joke going in....