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On the first day of Christmas my true love gave to me, an awesome Wayne 60.
On the second day of Christmas my true love gave to me, two original globes.
On the third day of Christmas my true love gave to me, three rust free lubesters,
On the fourth day of Christmas my true love gave to me, four pump plates,
On the fifth day of Christmas my true love gave to me, five golden globe rings.
On the sixth day of Christmas my true love gave to me, six oil bottles,
On the seventh day of Christmas my true love gave to me, seven porcelain signs,
On the eighth day of Christmas my true love gave to me, eight fatman banks,
On the ninth day of Christmas my true love gave to me, nine brass nozzles,
On the tenth day of Christmas my true love gave to me, ten immaculate decals,
On the eleventh day of Christmas my true love gave to me, eleven handy oilers,
On the twelfth day of Christmas my true love gave to me, twelve metal oil cans

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Da' only pump big enough to hold ALL of those things is a WAYNE 56 DOUBLE SHOWCASE, not a 60 !!!
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Gaspumpman those are a LOT better 12 days than these:

12 pack of bud.
11 wrassling tickets.
ten 'O copenhagen.
9 years probation.
8 table dancers.
7 packs of redman.
6 cans of spam.
5 flannel shirts.
4 BiG mud tires.
3 shotgun shells.
2 huntin dogs.
& some parts for a mustang GT.

Man this aint normal Christmas presents!
NO, they're Redneck gifts.
REDNECK GIFTS?
YEAH you know like if you buy your wife earrings that double as fishin lures.
if you think "NUT CRACKER" is something you did off the high dive or you ever misspelled something out with your Christmas lights.

Well you cant really consider it a Christmas - less you go over to the penitentiary & visit your Mama.
Your not listening to me!
Get that car key outta your ear. thats where the 9 years probation comes in. im going to do it for you again now listen:
chores:
twelve pack of bud
eleven wrassling tickets
ten'O copenhagen
nine years probation
eight table dancers
seven packs of redman
six cans of spam
five flannel shirts
four big mud tires
three shotgun shells
two huntin dawgs
& some parts for a mustang GT!
LOL!



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HMMM....I'LL TAKE THE SPAM - "SOLD!"

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