LOL
I like your sense of humor (plus, I can relate).
There are a few of these signs on eBay right now.
http://shop.ebay.com/i.html?_from=R40&am...-All-CategoriesWhen you find one you like, copy the auction number and enter it in the eBay box at the bottom of this page. Oldgas.com will get a small commission from your passive/aggressive behavior. (I've been there/done that)
If I still had one of those signs I would just give it to you. I had to sell off most of my collection when I went through the same thing 12 years ago.