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#29229 Thu Jan 10 2008 06:28 PM
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I hate to do this to you guys but here goes anyway.
A man was driving down the road and ran out of gas. Just at that moment, a bee flew in his window.
The bee said, "What seems to be the problem?"
"I'm out of gas," the man replied.
The bee told the man to wait right there and fleaway. Minutes later, the man watched as an entire swarm of bees flew to his car and into his gas tank. After a few minutes, the bees flew out.
"Try it now," said one bee.
The man turned the ignition key and the car started right up. "Wow!" the man exclaimed, "what did you put in my gas tank"?
The bee answered, BP

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#29230 Thu Jan 10 2008 08:31 PM
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THATS FUNNY!!!!!!

#29231 Thu Jan 10 2008 08:40 PM
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Thats retarted, but I like the way you think. LOL

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Groan...lol Dave Folck

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Bet he was driving a Red & White BUU-ICK near Santa Barbara !
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Hey, what happened to the Es-So-Bee in this story?

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Beecareful.


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hey shouldnt that can say"honey"?LOL


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#29237 Fri Jan 11 2008 03:34 PM
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Honey comes out the back side.


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#29238 Fri Jan 11 2008 09:14 PM
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Maybe he was driving a BeeMW....Rich B


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#29239 Thu Jan 17 2008 12:56 PM
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YOU'LL LIKE THIS ONE:

Presidential candidates, Hillary Clinton, Barack Obama, and John Edwards were flying to a convention.
Barack looked at Hillary, chuckled and said, 'You know, I could throw a $1,000 bill out of the window right now and make somebody very happy.'

Hillary shrugged her shoulders and replied, I could throw ten $100 bills out of the window and make ten people very happy.'

John added, 'That being the case, I could throw one hundred $10 bills out of the window and make a hundred people very happy.'

Hearing their exchange, the pilot rolled his eyes and said to his co-pilot, 'Such big-shots back there'. I could throw all of them out of the window and make 156 million people very happy.'

~DOC


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Hey Doc........ is there any chance you can get "W" on that same plane......
bob

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DON'T WORRY BOB, OL "W" WILL BE GONE IN ONE SHORT YEAR! ....FOREVER!


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6 truths of life:

1) You cannot touch all of your teeth with your tongue.

2) All idiots, after reading the first truth, try it.

3) The first truth is a lie.

4) You're smiling now cause you are an idiot.

5) You will soon forward this to another idiot.

6) There' s still a stupid smile on your face.

another truth of life... Seatbelts are not as confining as wheelchairs


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