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Re: Todays Funny [Re: Cold Pizza] #661192
Tue Jul 19 2016 01:03 PM
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Re: Todays Funny [Re: Cold Pizza] #661198
Tue Jul 19 2016 02:14 PM
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Re: Todays Funny [Re: Cold Pizza] #661246
Wed Jul 20 2016 12:57 AM
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I love it. Mitch

Re: Todays Funny [Re: Cold Pizza] #661338
Wed Jul 20 2016 10:34 PM
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Hillary Clinton visited an elementary school in New York to talk about the world. After her talk she offers question time.

One little boy puts up his hand. The Senator asks, ‘€œAnd what’€™s your name?’€

‘€œKenneth.’€ the boy replied.

‘€œAnd what is your question, Kenneth?’€ asked Senator Clinton.

‘€œI have three questions: First – whatever happened to your medical health care plan? Second – why would you run for President after your husband shamed the office? And, Third – whatever happened to all those things you took when you left the White House?’€ asked Kenneth.

Just then the bell rings for recess. Hillary Clinton informs the kiddies that they will continue after recess. When they resume Hillary said, ‘€œOkay where were we? Oh, that’€™s right, question time. Who has a question?’€

A different little boy puts his hand up; Hillary points him out and asks him what his name is.

‘€œLarry.’€ the little boy replied.

‘€œAnd what is your question, Larry?’€ asked Senator Clinton.

‘€œI have five questions: First – whatever happened to your medical health care plan? Second – why would you run for President after your husband shamed the office? Third – whatever happened to all those things you took when you left the White House? Fourth – why did the recess bell go off 20 minutes early? And, Fifth – what happened to Kenneth?’€

Re: Todays Funny [Re: huskybob] #661360
Thu Jul 21 2016 07:37 AM
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In the famous words of Larry the Cable Guy---"Now that there is funny"....Dale

A different little boy puts his hand up; Hillary points him out and asks him what his name is.

‘€œLarry.’€ the little boy replied.

‘€œAnd what is your question, Larry?’€ asked Senator Clinton.

‘€œI have five questions: First – whatever happened to your medical health care plan? Second – why would you run for President after your husband shamed the office? Third – whatever happened to all those things you took when you left the White House? Fourth – why did the recess bell go off 20 minutes early? And, Fifth – what happened to Kenneth?’€


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Re: Todays Funny [Re: Cold Pizza] #661738
Mon Jul 25 2016 07:14 AM
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Re: Todays Funny [Re: K W FRITH] #661753
Mon Jul 25 2016 10:31 AM
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You got a haircut..

Re: Todays Funny [Re: Cold Pizza] #662179
Sat Jul 30 2016 09:57 AM
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The good, the bad, and the ugly...

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zXd7UFn_gh8

ROTFLMAO!!!

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Re: Todays Funny [Re: Cold Pizza] #662221
Sat Jul 30 2016 07:42 PM
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I wish I knew how to post that as a GIF...

Re: Todays Funny [Re: Cold Pizza] #662671
Sat Aug 06 2016 03:11 AM
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I know there is something demented about me saying this, but I just laugh every time I look at this picture!! grin laugh grin
The kids got great form!!! LMAO!!!

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Re: Todays Funny [Re: Cold Pizza] #662673
Sat Aug 06 2016 04:03 AM
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strike!

Re: Todays Funny [Re: Cold Pizza] #662869
Sun Aug 07 2016 10:14 PM
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Just saw on Twitter (yeah I'm up too late!):

If you ever feel useless, just remember that someone is a lifeguard for the Olympic swimming events... laugh

Re: Todays Funny [Re: Cold Pizza] #663008
Tue Aug 09 2016 09:37 AM
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In the Spirit of the Olympics,I give you this golden gem from a few years ago. smile



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Re: Todays Funny [Re: Cold Pizza] #663078
Wed Aug 10 2016 05:10 AM
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Omg! the 'Olymics!' lol

Re: Todays Funny [Re: Cold Pizza] #663175
Thu Aug 11 2016 09:18 AM
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I like his Irish dialect..that's something this country needs more of.


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