A husband thinks his wife may be going deaf...but she thinks he's wrong. So he goes to his Dr. and asks him what he should do.
The Dr. says he should stand about 40ft. from his wife and say something in a normal tone of voice. If she doesn't respond, he should move 10 ft closer and try it. If she still doesn't respond, he should move another 10 ft closer and so on and so on, until she responds.
The next day he's standing near the door and see's his wife in the kitchen....about 40 ft away. In a normal voice he says, "honey, what's for dinner?" No response. So he moves to 30ft and tries again. Still no response. Then he moves to 20ft, then 10ft and still no response. Finally, he walks up next to her and says, "honey, what's for dinner?"........
And she says......
"for the 5th time, It's chicken!"
