The minister's wife
Jack goes to his friend Mike and says, "I'm sleeping with the minister's
wife. Can you hold him in church for an hour after the services for me?"
Mike doesn't like it, but being a friend, he agrees.
After the services, Mike starts talking to the minister, asking him all
sorts of stupid questions, just to keep him occupied.
Finally, the minister gets annoyed and asks Mike what he's really up to.
Mike, feeling guilty, finally confesses to the minister. "My friend is
sleeping with your wife right now; so, he asked me to keep you occupied."
The minister smiles, puts a brotherly hand on Mike's shoulder, and says,
"You'd better hurry home. My wife died a year ago......!!!."
