A lady brought a baby to a Dr's office and stated that she was concerned that the child was not doing well.The Doctor concurred that the child seemed malnourished.He asked,"is the child breast fed or bottle fed?"The lady answered "breast fed".The Doctor suggested that the lady put on a gown and have a breast examination.After app.five minutes of a thorough exam the Doctor said "no wonder the child is not doing well you have no milk".The lady replied "of course not I am the Grand Mother but I am certainly glad I came in!"
