LOL!!!
I am single at this time and happily so.
On the side of the bed that I don't sleep on, I have a restored parking meter mounted on an oak base. It works fine. It sits on a night stand.
At the times when I do have a female companion join me, I always make sure that there is plenty of time on the meter so I feed the meter whatever change I have, hehehehe.
I've never asked my female "guests" if they like the idea that there is plenty of time on the meter when they get into bed. I'm guessing that it makes them feel like they are going to get their moneys worth before time or I expire--LOL.
Dave Folck =:> )
