well then, ladies and gentlemen, pay no attention whatsoever to the A/C spark plug sign of dubious provenance!
Let us instead direct our attention here to this US-101 shield, whose authenticity is unquestionable ... yes, it may be unquestionably *false*, but hey, no controversy at all here - it's a replica, and if anyone dares claim it's one of those scurvy old originals, then I'll have their head on a pike!
Proudly constructed out of aluminum in this here year two-double-oh-nine, and certainly not to be confused with such low-grade products as those that were actually hung on the road for bears to eat, bullets to tear apart, and buzzards to crap on.
That's right, everyone - this one is aimed squarely at you, the discerning collector of rare economic virtuosity, who can't for the life of him understand why a shield half this nice would go for ten times the price.
Just 259.59 - Hell, even less than that, make me an offer and you might walk away with it. No need to spend your hard-earned cash on a tetanus shot, and I'll even ship it to you for free!
