How about this one.....

I had made an appointment to see a jobber about getting into his shop and buying some stuff. Well I got there on time and someone else was in there going through MY stuff. The jobber was confused, he thought the other guy was me.....The guy turned around and it was Jim Steeves.....It was like two tigers after prey in there... we both got some stuff... but(deleted) he got ther first!
Joe

Veeder Root Rebuilds.....since 1987
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